I need to do some damage control and blog before Dazey- or Fudge or Pink for that matter as they all delight in mocking me...

(3 hour break - clearly this wasn't such an emergency but I'll talk anyway)

Thankyou very much whatever brother picked up my purse at the conference and announced to all the event-goers that a sister has lost a purse (i wrote person by accident, don't know why) Can JUGHEAD please collect her purse (um- I wrote person again!)

No thankyou to the guy who kept repeating the announcement. It was not necessary- I'd already thankfully retrieved my cardly life.

I don't think it so excruciating a story- I'm in London and a Nobody here. In Manchester where I'm a Not So Much, or an Oddity at Most, it might've felt bad- but I was more happy that I'd lost the purse in a place full of honourable people. But my friends/ wannabe tormenters, are trying their best to make me feel the pain and the shame. Merciless teasing and pity aren't my favourite mix...

ps. Yes, Slimey, DD and Dazey I forgot my (Mrs C's) jumper when I went to get the purse- but if I had thought about it I'd have felt confident that you'd bring it for me. There, inshallah I've left nothing for you to pipe in with. That's not an invitation.