The Cockroach King

He has usurped my place as head of the Azmi household in my parent's absence. Mice playing while I'm away I don't mind so much but cockroaches multiplying?? Ick, yuck and ewww! BSE being a clever little cash cow forked out straight away for dial a kill- so now we spend our time cowering in the conservatory while the carpet soaks in poison. No going upstairs at all today. Our house is so beyond dead now we're actually systematically killing whatever's still left alive.
Naturally I've fled to my city crash pad- I didn't come back from B'desh for this!
Wandered into Jrul and picked up Kam-X, Diva and Zoo, among others. Received much sage advice on living a full uni life from Diva (smart girl, I don't like to disappoint her. Maybe I will introduce myself to the people in my flat. I would call it my new year's resolution but if I did that then I wouldn't do it.)

In other news my original phone number that I was so proud of at the beginning of the year is in fine fettle. Anyone who has it feel free to call!