Warning to all motorists
News Flash>>>
Be extra vigilant on the roads this morning- Ibnat Battuta has been let loose with a hired vehicle. That's right our Bikey has got hold of 4 wheels and is driving a leetle craaazily.
Crazier than my mother's driving(if you know what THAT means then good- you're suitably petrified) but with the judgement and concentration of Cosmo.
She doesn't believe in stopping until someone has sucked in breath and screwed up their eyes ready for the smash, and prefers to turn at high speeds and fearsomely sharp angles.
It is the cavalier approach of a Nonesuch, yet she is in reality a quivering blancmange behind the wheel.
Anyone who is planning to travel to London this weekend our advice is TAKE THE TRAIN. Giving the poor girl a clear path to swerve through will be the safest form of damage control.
Hopefully Bikey will quickly be restored to her gentle cycling habitat in Cambridge.
Until then- anyone up for a road trip?
posted by warm as toast at 2:05 pm
10 Comments:
Lol.
She must have learnt a thing or two from those Arabs, by the sound of it...
omg, worse than Ammu's? Can't be...
unless Fudge is right, Bikey is taking advice from the Egyptian women here, who drive like crazy. They also drive on the wrong side here.
Tis too true, I'm sorry to own... I am a sight to behold. Traffic lights I see not, road rigns - what are they.
It's enough for me to keep tabs on the car in front and try not to swerve off in a different direction everytime I look in one of my mirrors. I never was a multitasker :(
YIKES!!!
even worse than u were that first time wt the shogun?!?!
glad i didnt take u guys up on the roadtrip offer!
what was that abt u being able to supervise mrs c whilst driving...?!
LOL.
i must concur-ive had experience of it. she almost murdered us all driving the 2 meters from our house to albert rd.
our prayers are with u bikey;).
xx
I drove to London! It was Terrifying!!!
am SO proud of you, my girl.
:D
B-L-O-G. please.
esp about the arabella episode, i'm still waiting for my long email about that.
DON'T expect me to call again anytime soon btw, even if it is to hear about the encounter with one a genius, it costs 50p a min. Yikes!
50P A MINUTE?
:O
B-L-O-G.
what's wrong with u, man? hurray up and blog, SOMETHING must have happened!
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